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Corrupt Triumvir, Raid Leader, Hugonaut, and disappointing lover, he is truly a man for all seasons. The dick you want to suck for a raid spot, just don't end up on his shit list. Probably better to ask him than not asking at all. Possibly bi-polar, but certainly volatile, and the most likely to say something inappropriate involving sex-blood. He's not an idiot, he's just.... no yeah, he's an idiot.


He's not mad he's just disappointed, because you stood in the fire like a scrub and he let you die because he controls the powers of life and death. The most likely to start a cult and be seen on the five o'clock news. Probably doesn't have a trunk full of skulls buried in the former Uzbekistan, and probably the single most on the ball of the lot. Absolutely not the evil puppet-master of everything.


Legend has it that there was indeed once a third member of the Triumvirate. A dense warlock of unequal warlocky-ness. Those same legends state that at the height of his power he rode his void-berry (named rascal) straight into a newly opened Golden Corral. All that remained was an insatiable vortex. Some say he is still eating there to this day, waiting to bankrupt that location and return.



Furious pussy paws of fire batman, it's Huumi! Between napping, fucking, doing that creepy cat-leg thing and other druid stuff, he's pretty damn good dps. Just keep him away from fire, ledges, and Jessica Biel. One of the most helpful and useful of the guild, and he didn't pay me to type that. If you mess up the guild bank he will let Dansit have his way with you. Hell, he may even watch.


THE Thunder from Down Under, the one man army, the unintelligible, the Die Hard of vaso-partiers, the one and only Danzit! Carries out the various and likely felonious punishments of the guild with a sadistic smile and a half chub. Also likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and macrame.


Whether it's a terrible pun, a dick joke, or just a good ol' fashioned dick, he's probably not far off. He's your main tank and your faithful sometimes-(most times)-sighing-at-you-in-mythic-plus-cause-you-didn't-learn-the-mechanics officer. Dadless and lovin' it. You've never seen a tank look so fabulous; unicorns are jealous.


Who defeated the elite four? Not this guy, but he was in the stands when it happened. Favorite type is steel, though he will take a dark/fairy in a storm. Loves the wub-wub, and wears his knee-pad on the right.


Leader of shit shows and conjurer of closets. Zabeck is your lifeline to getting around Azeroth, as long as there are people to do the summoning for him. Also lives in the woods, like the actual woods, he often is mistaken for a cryptid.


Do we even need another officer? Maybe its you? Maybe we dont?