Oh hello! Didn't see you there. Welcome to the Legal Tender website, the product of endless, virtual greed and boredom. We hope to have this website updated and running to keep everyone properly informed of the goings on of your favorite last chance guild. Join us for Raid or other fun Shenanigans! Learn more about those people you are forced to like. Have the dubious honor of being featured on the front page!
In the oft forgotten days after the Cataclysm, Blizzard in it's infinite wisdom saw it fit to gift the World of Warcraft with guild perks. The single most important one, was a perk called cash flow. Seeing this perk, three degenerates crawled out of their guildless mire and congealed around a single thought: what if we exploited other guildless saps into joining us and then split the profit between us, like a pyramid scheme? Thus, Legal Tender was born.
Thus started the golden age where three nameless leaders grew fat off of others (well two grew fat, one grew fatter.) Then, the dark times came. Seeing what they had wrought, blizzard took cash flow from these pioneers of industry. We call these dark times... the Mists of Pandaria. Around these times, some uppity rabble started asking questions... like "do you guys actually do anything... you know, like raid?" Sensing fresh opportunity these pioneers said "totally, we totally raid... we just don't have enough people." Suddenly, six more people and an Aussie said they were interested in raiding, and it began.
Many moons and a Golden Corral later, the guild has turned into what it is today: a grubby silver beacon to those what seek to raid and see end game content, but spit in the face of all those other assholes with things like standards. Today it is ran by two infallible and certainly not corrupt rulers who are absolutely not the same as the people who started the guild to gull people for their own benefit.... hey what's that over on that tab?
Golden Jimmy - BoD Week ?
In honor of one of Jimmy's finest moments raid leading this week we have decided to give his own award to him with a tribute track. Mere moments into a otherwise unremarkable attempt on Uu'nat we are suddenly greeted by a premature explosion of the powerful crown relic. Jimmy just says it happens to lots of guys and we barely manage to avoid a wipe. So heres to you and your bold strategies.
-Huumi (text) and Coot (video)