"My cats name is Karl"

"That's funny, our guild cats name is Karl too!"

"It's pronounced Jacques, get it right or ill bash your fucking brains in." Just another GOAT from Boston.

"No no, don't do that! Why would you do that"

*long sighhhh*

"Whelp, this keys done"

"Did you soul stone a healer, Zabeck?"

"No"

The hottest slut with the deepest voice.

"Jesus tank the boss"

"Is any one loggin..." *dies from killing spree*

Beware: The fastest Slappyhands in the midwest.

"I need a small personal loan for repairs."

"That's Hawt"

50 gold hitman

The reason Bambi's mom is dead. Also not a paladin.

"Ok Tvalean pick up the orb and run this course with it or we wipe."

*everyone watches him run the course perfectly*

"You forgot the orb"

"This is my weapon, this is my gun, this one's for fighting, this one's for WHEN I GET PISTOL SHOT PROCS"

Certified Mathologist

"So when I complain about a shitty vault just remind me of how I cleaned up loot wise tonight: helm, 2h, neck, legs and a mount"

"Would anyone like some scotch?" *pats his pocket*

If you need something found in an anus, he's the man to call.

Resident dirty old man.

"I'm terrible, I failed and I need help"

"You miss 100% of the dots you dont cast."

(Edit: LAAAAAAME)

Krenth, hold up your shield buddy.